things i’m fucking stellar at:
- having really bad posture
- wishing i was rich
- never hanging up my clothes
don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.
So… I was giving some jelly to my cat
My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.
I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…
they are evolving
trying to be a part of conversations like